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Quando eu estupidamente marco a questão certa e depois troco pela errada

viniciusbenette:

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• me during shower time: What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now?
• me almost falling asleep: I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe
• me during the day: how do I spell house?

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Você encontra a poltrona perfeita para sentar, no cinema, aí um cabeçudo senta bem na sua frente.

biscuita:

Bis

omghilariousblog:

click this and laugh!

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1º de Abril é o único dia que posso dizer que sou lindo.

cogumelosdelirantes:

SMA

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Aí você termina de fazer aquela prova difícil.

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